The only reason nobody has chosen me is that my snark is so subtle and understated that it’s detectable only by the highest and most perceptive intellects.
I have no idea what you are talking about, but I will add you to the list.
The candidates are JoeProBono, Revolting Cat!, Laz, Pissant, Humblegunner, slings and arrows, null and void, GeronL, MagUSNRET, and Tax-chick. Voting is still ongoing for the coveted crown.