Gadzooks, Bead! Someone... slipped you a bogus copy!
I've been a faithful reader of "Jem" every since the onset of puberty... when I went from 30w to 5w30--
And I just looked through my copies of 'Jem' and found the correct... and proper copy
Your apology for all us Texan men... is expected ASAP--
Otherwise, my mechanic, Fred... will be over to rotate your ears and remove your lugnuts for starters.
Woodrow, you think an apology from Bead... is gonna set things square?
No, Gus, I reckon... I don't think it will--
Best get to grovelling, Bead, cause a really mad Texan... scares the living crap out of me!
Best do it, Bead! I've seen Fred's work and I... stay the hell out of his way!
Whoa, Bead. Even I know you really... screwed the pooch!
I feel somehow compelled to, uh, “research” this publication.
That’s where I was born.... 2 different issues??
Looks like it is on this flickr feed, there were other Jem magazines but they were too risque. What do you want? There’s a hookah on the cover?
Don’t worry about it, this thread has been a blessing to read. You have enriched all of us with this.