[Resolute Conservative]

More like daughter is a skank.

[ClearCase_guy]

When I asked why she had run out so quickly, she confessed that she ... is a complete slut.

[Berosus]

I thought Abby died years ago.

[I want the USA back]

“Abby” is just a liberal mouthpiece. I would never read her columns.

[ExTexasRedhead]

Why is she “buying” condoms? All she has to do is call OBayMe, Pelosi, Reid, Boxer, Feinstein, Sebelius, or go before Congress and they will give her thousands to last them a lifetime. Well, maybe, a few years at the rate they’re going.

[Newbomb Turk]

I thought my tax dollars were buying free birth control and condoms for studs and sluts everywhere.

[dainbramaged]

Gone are the days when you had to ask the pharmacist for a pack of Trojans behind the counter. They are right there on display and any 17 year old can buy their own without mommy.

[Cyber Liberty]

“Abby” went to the dark side years ago.

[Ezekiel]

This column may have started out decades ago as a real “advice” column (when people actually read newspapers), but I have long figured that this Dear Abby shtick has been made up out of whole cloth for years.

Nothing but queer manufactured quandaries and advice to legitimize and validate a corrupted culture.

[thorvaldr]

Can’t you get free condoms at planned parenthood? Are those people doing ANYTHING other than killing babies?

[FredZarguna]

Hard to see the downside of keeping white liberals from reproducing.

[married21]

She’s 17 and she doesn’t have her own spending money for her entertainment? She doesn’t need a box of condoms, she needs a job.

[JimRed]

This is not your mother’s Dear Abby.

[KarlInOhio]

My dilemma is that condoms are expensive

They're vastly cheaper than dinner and a movie traditionally provided before the mattress mamba. Is she getting the steel belted radial ones?

[bigbob]

Todays version of Mom making kool-ade for all the kids

[mmichaels1970]

“Cool” parents are part of what is destroying our country and our kids. I’d love to see more in prison or handing their stinking houses over to parents who actually give a damn.

[bgill]

I’d be the most hated mom on the block after calling all friends’ parents to tell them it’s time they start footing the bill for their precious princesses. My little skank would be getting a job so she won’t have so much free time to go through a box so quickly. Then I’d become boyfriend’s bff just to see how fast she dumps him.

[SoldierDad]

My 2 cents worth were I to write that column:

Dear Safe Sex Advocate,

Have your daughter use the aspirin method of birth control. This is done by her placing an aspirin between her knees and holding it in place anytime she either is with the boyfriend, or has the urge to engage in intercourse.

[GeronL]

These kinds of parents make Mylie Cyrus look halfway normal

[mbarker12474]

Why has the local editor of your local newspaper who lives in your local neighborhood not received a face-to-face from you, locally, in person, where you asked the local editor why he carries Dear Abby in your local paper?