[TheOldLady]

So long, frickin_frackin (Posting History)
Hat Tip to KC_Lion, Windflier, Jane Long, and Old Sarge
Retread troll, concerned, outed, gets a hot ride outa here,
dripping tar and feathers, by The Man Himself


Have a taste of a little old-fashioned REALLY angry lightning



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[trisham]

Certified troll meat.

[Col Freeper]

From: The Free Republic (FR) EPIC FAIL Archives Office.

To: The Zotted poster self-identifying as frickin_frackin.

Subject: ButtHurt Form.

Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Metrosexual/Bisexual/Transsexual/Ambiguous/Unidentifiable

Please complete and return the attached ButtHurt Form so that FR can retain a record of your abruptly terminated history on the FR forum in our circular files.

Note 1: While we provide this ButtHurt form so that you can identify exactly why you believe your Butt Hurts, please note that filling out the form WILL NOT ease the extremely seared flesh you now have on your posterior, caused by your recent Zotting on FR.

Note 2: As a courtesy (just to show you that this office, and all of FR, have great sympathy for your situation) we are informing you that you may be eligible for ButtHurt coverage under Hillary/Romney/Obamacare. If you initiate your online account at the Government website today, you may be able to get coverage, ummmmm .. real soon. Perhaps at least in time to get some (sorry, but it will be extremely expensive) treatment for your, very soon to arrive, Giant Hinnie Scabbie.

Note 3: The good news for you is that you now have a standing joke to tell your friends, i.e.,

Them: "Do you smoke?"

You: "Only after I get my Butt Zotted on FR!"

Them/You/Us: "Ha, Ha, Ha, that's really funny!"

Note 4: The bad news for you is that the Viking Kitties can smell Retreads trying to rejoin FR with typical Sad-Sack pseudo-cuss word sign-up names, every time they try it.

Note 5: Referring back to your post #86, now it's YOU that must: DEAL WITH IT!

[luvie]

Lightning induced BBQ...nom-nom!