Ancient Astronaut theorists agree that there is a little man who lives in the fridge. His job is to turn the light on and off.
Like Santa, he sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
When he knows that you're sleeping, he sneaks out of the fridge and goes to the laundry room to steal socks. He's so small that he uses the socks to keep warm while he's in the fridge. (It gets *cold* in there!)
He originally comes from Alpha Centauri and he looks just like Giorgio Tsoukalos,but really, really tiny -
