[CatherineofAragon]

"...and those darn socks which disappear from my dryer."

You, too?

[bigheadfred]

check the dark side of the moon

i wonder why there seems to be no anecdotals for this apparent dispersal and relocation

[Billthedrill]

I've solved the socks thing. My dryer runs on socks. The electricity is only for the little light.

[carcraft]

I think that electrical forces generated in the rotating dryer produces a portal to another area of the universe, a worm hole if you will.
The occupants of sector 5 in quadrant 205 alternate universe wonder why none of that socks that randomly appear ever match. Since they move on slime trails they aren’t all that curious!

[Salamander]

[if you're not watching this show, you're missing out on a lot of great comedy]

[madison10]

Mine have their own bag they get tossed in when their mate goes wandering off. Sort of like divorced socks h3ll.