I understand your frustration with badly behaving children, but the use of the word spawn to refer to children makes you sound like a self-centered, godless liberal. Let me guess, you’re also for abortion?
Nice try but no. I come from a mature conservative tradition. “Spawn” is how to describe some of what I have endured thanks to parents too self absorbed to properly control their children. It is not just an American thing either. Once flying on an Air France night flight I was so exasperated at the antics of a child I finally told her mother “faites quelquechose avec votre singe”. She got it