[The Great RJ]

Gee hasn't the Antarctic ice melted so the reenactors could make the trip in kayaks and t-shirts. The dogma of St. Algore has declared this so it must be true.

[TurboZamboni]

This guy wasn’t reinacting Shackleton.

He started out on an icy continent that melted around him and he had to jump in a boat to save himself from global warming.

He’s Algore’s Noah.