[fatnotlazy]

Story says they were stabbed. So let’s outlaw knives too.

[chiefqc]

The best way to stop all these murders is to ban hands.

Then as needed they can ban arms, feet, legs, eyes, etc, etc until they ban humans.

[Blood of Tyrants]

You don’t know that they weren’t bayoneted. There is a rash of bayonettings going around, dontchaknow.