“I love the fine dining on these cruise ships. Look at this.....real silver.”
“Good evening. My name is Ramon. I will be your server.”
“Great, Ramon! What’s the special?”
“Roasted demented rat in a tangy horseradish sauce with fresh baby red potatoes and a vegetable medley.”
“Roasted demented rat?”
“Yes sir. With fresh baby red potatoes.”
“Are they free range rats?”
“Well, they are quite well travelled.”
“And I can have seconds....no problem?”
“That is our policy.”
“OK....I’ll have the roasted demented rat. And keep bringing them out until I have to unbutton my pants.”
Oh gosh that was funny. Dat yours?
LOL....hilarious.