As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. “
I told this to a friend from Thailand and he was insulted. Good job!
Q: How many people of a particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A finite number greater than 1. One to change the bulb, and the rest to engage in some behavior believed to be typical of their particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation.
Can't wait to tell it - will have to put it on a card so I don't leave anyone out!