Here's What Happened When Neanderthals And Ancient Humans Hooked Up 80,000 Years Ago

BI ^ | 1-29-2014 | Dina Spector

[2CAVTrooper]

Seeing the headline, I expected an image of the First Wookie Moochele.

[Arrowhead1952]

This is his girlfriend!!

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Warning!! Disturbing image below.

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[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Cue prehistoric Barry White music.

[kaehurowing]

>>Here’s What Happened When Neanderthals And Ancient Humans Hooked Up<<

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-californians/n13474/

[Secret Agent Man]

sure it happened. this from a long line of fossil fakers, they’re just as bad as the global warming fakers.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Simple;

” Og say closing time. No have to go you cave, but no stay here.”

[tbw2]

Human women might have had an advantage sexually, because of better neoteny (looking younger, delicate features, thinner, more child-like face). Human men and Neandertal men were both attracted to human women, hence some interbreeding.
Human men rarely touched Neandertal women. Children of human women with Neandertal men, especially if by rape, were prone to be killed. Humans kill the male hybrids, keep the female hybrids for breeding.
This explains why there are no Neanderthal mitrochondrial or Y-chromosome lineages, along with some Neanderthal DNA. Those mixed-species girls would have bred if fertile, because even the less fit females are acceptable to some male at some time.

[tbw2]

One of the Neanderthal genomes decoded came up with a gene for red hair - but not the one in humans.

[blam]

The Neanderthal Theory

The Ginger Gene

[dfwgator]

She said, “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgktcySf_aw

[blam]

[S.O.S121.500]

Woooaaaa-—that’s the guy I play cribbage with.....

[S.O.S121.500]

Wait, I thought that they traced the Neanderthals DMA to DemocRATS

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Nope, democraps evolved from baboons .....

[trisham]

:)

[TheThirdRuffian]

“If Moochelle skips a few shaves you’ll see a strong resemblance.”

Blacks have very little Neaderthal in them. Only whites and Asians.

In fact, there is probably a pretty good correlation to Neadertal genes and IQ -— and it’s a positive correlation.

[SunkenCiv]

Note: this topic is from 01/29/2014. Thanks blam. I have no idea how I missed this one.

[COBOL2Java]

"But Dad, I really like Thadd! He knows how to make fire!"

[ApplegateRanch]

This explains why there are no Neanderthal mitrochondrial or Y-chromosome lineages, along with some Neanderthal DNA. Those mixed-species girls would have bred if fertile, because even the less fit females are acceptable to some male at some time.

So, your theory is that beer goggles were invented much earlier than the accepted date?

[PapaBear3625]

I wonder why the physically stronger neanderthals became extinct. That is hard to believe since modern humans 70-80 thousand years ago did not possess good weapons to overpower neanderthals. More likely the two races mixed and became undiscernible. I am convinced of this because I have run across so many people who act and look like neanderthals.

Lots of potentially decisive factors. If modern humans were faster, could throw rocks more accurately, or could organize themselves into larger groups -- any of those could have been a decisive advantage over pure strength.

[Castlebar]

Thag abides...

That rock really tied the hole room together.......