[DogByte6RER]

I think this poor woman also needs a lawyer ...

[DogByte6RER]

More background news coverage ...

“Mother traumatized after stranger breaks into her home... and leaves a creepy SELFIE on her phone”

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2554858/Woman-left-traumatized-stranger-breaks-home-leaves-SELFIE-cellphone.html#ixzz2sr3aJPli

“Victim Traumatized After Finding Pic Of Suspect On Cell”

Read more: http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/02/07/victim-traumatized-after-finding-pic-of-suspect-on-cell/

[cripplecreek]

I was once the man who knocks.

Now I come right the hell in.

[DogByte6RER]

"Say my name."

[mikrofon]

Just don't expect McGruff to weigh in here ...

[FlingWingFlyer]

I wonder where da boy buys his glasses. A novelty shop?

[Popman]

Nay, that’s the guy from Mythbusters...

[scott7278]

This reminds me of the joke where nothing is found missing or out of the ordinary after a break-in, so the victims go back to their ordinary lives, as best they can.

About a month later, they have pictures developed from their camera, and there is the burglar, sticking their toothbrushes up his butt.