Relentless jail-cell farting leads to assault, racial slur

Pioneer Press ^ | 2-13-14 | Emily Welker

[TurboZamboni]

FARGO -- A Cass County jail inmate faces a felony assault charge for allegedly knocking another inmate unconscious, a scuffle that was reportedly prompted by repeated farting and a racial slur.

Court documents filed Wednesday in Cass County District Court allege the incident happened Monday during a confrontation at the jail's medium security unit between inmates Ahmed Nur Adan, 27, of Fargo, and Timothy Lowseth, 26, of West Fargo.

According to an arrest synopsis from the Cass County Sheriff's Department, Adan and Lowseth were talking next to cell 104, when Adan suddenly punched out Lowseth, knocking him to the ground and leaving him with a cut on the back of his head.

Lowseth was left lying on the ground with a confused look on his face and a front tooth missing, the report says.

[TurboZamboni]

Farting is not a victimless crime.

[Fai Mao]

“Ahmed Nur Adan” Hmmm, I wonder if that name indicates a religion?

Maybe the farts didn’t smell enough like camels.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

Seems to me that they need less "beans and franks"
and more "Hope and Change" for vegetables.

[Caipirabob]

Lowseth was left lying on the ground with a confused look on his face and a front tooth missing, the report says.

In my mind, this is how I see the entire left "the day after".

[DemforBush]

Seems likely, though probably of the Louis Farrakhan variety.

[TurboZamboni]

Didn’t even know they had a gas chamber in N.D.

[Carriage Hill]

Give 'em all some "prison meatloaf"; that'll cure the farts.

[meatloaf]

Maybe Timmy finally got what he deserved. I wonder what his girlfriend, Avantika Singh, thinks.

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[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Gee, a racial slur, in prison. How shocking. Obviously their etiquette classes for criminals are insufficient to ensure gentlemanly behavior in their language.