[SAJ]

Keeping true faith to Polonius, who famously noted that the soul of wit is brevity, herewith the wittiest poem ever penned in the US, and possibly in the English language:

"Pouring ketchup from the bottle, "None'll come, and then a lot'll."

-- Ogden Nash

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Uh, oh. I screwed up. That couplet can't POSSIBLY be a poem because A) it rhymes and B) its metric structure is consistent.

My apologies.

[JustAmy]

"Pouring ketchup from the bottle,
"None'll come, and then a lot'll."
-- Ogden Nash

That is great. I love Ogden Nash.
Thank you. Would love to see more.