[norwaypinesavage]

Just this morning I fired up a copy of Excel 97 to make a graph that just can’t be done on any later versions. It’s on a PC in my garage that runs XP and doesn’t connect to anything. I’m not worried about updates, unless someone figures how to get PC viruses from mice.

[publius911]

Just this morning I fired up a copy of Excel 97 to make a graph that just can’t be done on any later versions.

Don't keep us in suspense!
What sort of graph might that be?

[BwanaNdege]

...unless someone figures how to get PC viruses from mice.

Watch out for the new Bubonic Plague Virus!

You get it from the fleas on your mouse!

If you thought the dreaded Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD) was horrible, with untll you see the Dreaded Bubonic Plague Virus - The BLACK Screen of Death.

Worst by far than even the Dread Pirate Roberts!. /s