I’ve been to a park in Munich that had nudists. At the time I was young and hopeful.
It was not ‘good’ naked.
Mostly 70 year old men.
Very similar problem with all the topless beaches in Europe. Mostly size 36 long.
I checked into a hotel on Sardinia about 35 years ago and there was FANTASTIC naked at the pool. One quick glimpse, but never to be seen again. That was so disappointing.
Next event was in Nice, France a few years later where I encountered APOCALYPTICALLY HORRIBLE naked. 250 pound, 70 year old untanned cow hide bad. Yee gads, still can’t get that image out of my mind...it’s seared in!
Think of featherless baby birds, elephant trunks, and oranges in stockings...that is considered “bad Naked”