I have it. If you ever want to see your post again, leave 10,000 in small, unmarked bills in a brown suitcase at the Hartsfield Airport, Gate 13, in Atlanta GA. Do NOT go to the police. Have the suitcase there by 5:00PM EST.
Obviously the reptoids in Dulce NM are in league with the giant space rubber duck that the Rosetta probe has annoyed and stolen the thread.
Dunno what step two is, but step three is profit.
/ kidding.
Laz is to expensive. I have it for only $5,000.