California Woman Climbs Into Zoo’s Giraffe Pen, Gets Kicked In The Face

AP ^ | August 17, 2014

[george76]

MADISON, Wis. – Police say a California woman was cited after climbing into the giraffe exhibit at a Madison zoo and getting kicked in the face.

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giraffe’s are capable of killing lions, so the woman was fortunate that her injuries were not life threatening.

[nuconvert]

That headline made me laugh.

[Paladin2]

Should this woman be institutionalized for being retarded?

[DIRTYSECRET]

She did it because she lives giraffe.-not any mo

[tumblindice]

In California, they have giraffe in petting zoos.

[dfwgator]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[bgill]

Good thing she doesn’t looooove lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

[cloudmountain]

Hahahahaha!!

[ConservativeStatement]

How she will plead:

I’ve paid my dues
Time after time
I’ve done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I’ve made a few
I’ve had my share of giraffe
Kicked in my face
But I’ve come through

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

The giraffe has a pen. Whaddabout a phone?

[cloudmountain]

lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!!

Signed: NOT Dorothy. :o)

[sten]

she was...

but she left California

[cloudmountain]

Kicked in my face
But I’ve come through

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Not bad! :o)

[Huskrrrr]

Earth to libs-

Wild animals are WILD!

[ConservativeStatement]

Thanks. Plan B was to rearrange Dr. Doolittle “If I Could talk to the Animals.”

[Jack Hydrazine]

Support wildlife - throw a party!

[cloudmountain]

Thanks. Plan B was to rearrange Dr. Doolittle “If I Could talk to the Animals.”

:o)

[Huskrrrr]

“Support wildlife - throw a party!”

Good bumper sticker!

[Olog-hai]

Or venomous snakes.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Every once in a while some nutbar shows up on the news that has climb in a zoo animal’s cage that barely survived, was mauled to death, or miraculously wasn’t touched.

Name your favorite news story.