My wife and I forgot to lock the bedroom door one night.
Reminds me of the old old story of the man and boy walking down the street and they see two dogs going at it.
The boy says, “What are they doing daddy?”
Being honest the man says “They are making a puppy.”
That night the boy accidentally opens his parents bedroom door and there the man and wife are going at it.
The boy says “What are you doing daddy?”
The man, being honest says “We are making a baby.”
The boy says...”Turn her over daddy! I want a puppy!”
Reminds me of the "we child-proofed our house, but they still got in" story, which I very much like.
I’ll never forget the night when our youngest son, then 5, walked into the room while we having at it, and exclaimed, “Is what you’re doing legal?” After we got him some water and tucked back into bed, we couldn’t help but laugh, and hope to this day that he has erased that memory from his childhood. Probably scarred him for life, but I hope not.