[raybbr]

I became as a squid in my chair...

The room began to spin as I was overcome by a sense of utter horror and dread.

Really? This man was overcome by horror and dread and became a spineless jellyfish over the thought of explaining to his children (not baby goats) how they came to be? I am supposed to learn something from this man?

[meatloaf]

Life often presents us with situations that are unexpected. That the man can tell the story and do it in a way he did makes it very readable ... and funny.