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To: grania

Dislike them is being kind. I’ve had whole gardens destroyed by them, while the neighbors think they’re “cute”. Morons. Had one run into my car as well, luckily not thru the windshield. No need for them. I always thought they should be slaughtered en masse, converted to venison sausage and given to the poor for food. Take care of two problems.


12 posted on 09/07/2014 12:55:53 PM PDT by john drake (Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
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To: john drake
The deer who frolic in this neighborhood are wonderful creatures. They mind their manners, many look both ways before they cross the street, and enjoy being near us friendlies. There are people who've found ways to stop the deer from sampling their garden, only to find out it's the CHIPMUNKS who have no respect.

I wish some of the parents around here were as good at parenting as the does are with their fawns. Do I talk to the deer? Yeah, sometimes. <^..^>

20 posted on 09/07/2014 1:38:42 PM PDT by grania
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To: john drake
I hate deer, especially those on MY road.

Plus I'm terribly allergic to their dander. I give the owners of the local deer check-in stations coupons for one free pint of ice cream for every deer they take off MY road.

It's a whole lot cheaper than fixing the car. Last year about 70 pints.

25 posted on 09/07/2014 3:51:30 PM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent: for the coming of the Lord is soon.)
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