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Golfer killed by 3.9-metre crocodile in South Africa’s Kruger National Park
National Post ^ | December 4, 2014

Posted on 12/05/2014 5:22:07 AM PST by george76

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Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don’t even have to have a reason. All right, let’s do the same thing, but with gophers -!


21 posted on 12/05/2014 6:28:06 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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No golf ball is worth retrieving from water in croc country. Especially at 10PM!


22 posted on 12/05/2014 6:41:05 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: george76

hold muh beer, watch this


23 posted on 12/05/2014 6:49:01 AM PST by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: spetznaz; Lazamataz; MrB; SoothingDave; NicknamedBob; EODGUY

Grabbed the wrong club, eh?

He needed his .44 iron. Magnum.


24 posted on 12/05/2014 7:04:40 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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3.9 meters? Croc kills a guy and we’re quibbling over a couple of inches?


25 posted on 12/05/2014 7:49:08 AM PST by SoothingDave
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Hi RAC,

I guess this is the true definition of a “water hazard”.

Personally, I never go golfing unless I’m armed.....it is useful in cases like this one and it also helps prevent cheating by the other members of my foursome.:))

EODGUY


26 posted on 12/05/2014 8:32:15 AM PST by EODGUY (Hold on to your copies of the Consititution of the United States. It is going to be re-written.)
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3.9 meters? I didn’t know that Jurassic Park had a golf course.


27 posted on 12/05/2014 10:51:25 AM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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