My wife burps but rarely toots and if she does you only hear it if she’s asleep
My old girl American Bulldog could burn your eyes farting...my Rott not as bad
My boys seem to enjoy competing
I rarely rip except when I wake up
All women I’ve known toot quietly but some have been known to toot at the most embarassing intimate moments
Spinners and yoga chicks worst offenders
Your American bulldog farted rank farts? I have a 5 year old Scott variety American bulldog. He’s a great boy, but for one thing ...
I have been around many hounds in my life, but this dog farts like a fat man after several bowls of ham and pinto beans. Not just audible, but the stink could singe nose hairs. It’s like sulfur, rotten eggs and something that died and seems to get worse as he grows older.I keep a bottle of air freshener next to my lounger. His breath isn’t that great either.
Maybe he’s eating woodchuck turds out back? I’m thinking he needs more kibbles and less canned Alpo pony.
>> My old girl American Bulldog could burn your eyes farting
I dunno, my 80 lb GSD might be ready for a challenge... but she’s the prettiest thing that will melt one’s heart.
My rottweiler’s gas is horrible, loud and so foul, it will peel the paint off the walls.
Mr Kitty and I have an Old English Bulldog. Her farts are so bad they can clear a room and have woken us from a sound sleep. (She likes to sleep on the bed between us)
Must be something about bull dogs.
They didn't name it the "wind relieving pose" for no good reason. Throw in a higher than usual percentage of vegetarians in any given yoga class and there you go.
My Mother-in-law’s chilli, made with kidney beans, doubled me up with pain, almost exploded my intestines, then when the pressure was so great it forced it’s way out, everything within 20 feet curled up and died.
I never ate her chilli again!
My wife got a small dog from the pound that sleeps in the bed with us.
About 2am every morning he slithers up from the foot of the bed and sleeps between us at the neck. Zowie, can he produce gas.
I guess you can tell by this story who wears the pants in my family!
yoga chicks...
downward dog(fart).