national soda tax needed to take more money from the people and give it to government liberals to use as bribes.
Yes, low income Free Sh*t Army people are the worst offenders....time to take the free soda out of their free sh*t. But only sure way to do that, is to cut off all their free sh*t....a gesture of compassion only a Lib could do.
And to save the Earth (from Global Cooling or Warming or something), a law to ban burning of carbon compounds such as wood, oil, coal, gas, candles, matches, etc etc. Especially in winter time when the need is great.
The children are cold? Send them the hot air of Washington DC.