[PROCON]

Granted, it was 2:00 AM, but really, he's a fool for being surprised.

Pics of his injuries at source.

[SkyDancer]

Annoyed anyone lately? Loose a case? Sued someone for something stupid?

[molson209]

I bet he had the , Beat me unconscious sign on his back

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“They were all wearing leather jackets that said ‘Lawyer Stompers’ on the back. I wonder why they targeted me? Is it a race thing?”

[Gaffer]

I’m sitting here wondering if he’s ever bargained out a sentence to get some cretin thugs like this off of a well-deserved reward.

He’s perplexed that he was the Polar Bear, the Knock Out Contestant, the payback for Ferguson?

[eyeamok]

So a lawyer gets attacked just for being a lawyer? Who would of thought?

[PrinterEagle]

"If somebody had confronted me and asked for money, I would've happily given them my money,"

Where can I find this guy? I need to ask him a question.

[Vigilanteman]

. . . bewildered as to why . . .????????

Just a wild guess that it had something to do with his too light complexion . . .

[Hulka]

“”If somebody had confronted me and asked for money, I would’ve happily given them my money,” “

Happily”!!??

What a coward.

[50sDad]

Well...you're a lawyer.

[RegulatorCountry]

He just needed his @ beat, I guess? Some lawyers are like that.

[katana]

Punishment for the impertinence of using the wrong letter at the end of his name. This ba$tard has been screwing up things starting with hospital birth records, then school attendance lists, has made life a living Hell for the post office, and will be the bane of Google obituary searches through time. And besides, he’s white.

[Chode]

his white privilege expired???

[ThunderSleeps]

Perhaps the plan was to beat him unconscious then rob him. They may have gotten interrupted mid-plan or simply spooked by something and left him.

[Vaquero]

[skinkinthegrass]

it's their "form of payback"
"good job lawyer, here's your payback"

[EEGator]

Must not have been this guy...

[fatnotlazy]

Most people who take every precaution against crime at home seem to forget about safety when they travel to some unfamiliar location. At home I wouldn't sit on my front porch at 2 am, let alone go walking. And I wouldn't be out in the dark in a strange city either.

About the only place I used to feel comfortable going out alone at night was the Las Vegas Strip mainly because there are so many other people also out at night. Haven't been to Vegas in a few years, but I don't think I'd go out alone at night there now. Crime has taken over.

[A_perfect_lady]

Walking While White.

[BCR #226]

He’s an attorney. He’s of the class of people that have helped to destroy our nation. He was just being thanked in kind by local citizens...

[blueunicorn6]

Ladies and gentlemen, in the spirit of the season, can you find it in your hearts to donate $5, $10 or $6,000,000 to the SEND A LAWYER TO PLUMBER SCHOOL FOUNDATION? Will you help another poor kid leave the lawyer life of bickering and avarice and go to plumber school to learn how to make s**t go away? Remember the old holiday movie IT’S A WONDERFUL BRIEF? Who can forget that famous line?
“Every time a toilet flushes, another lawyer goes to his reward.”