Posted on 02/04/2015 10:55:26 AM PST by C19fan
Jim Croce – Nobody Loves A Fat Girl Lyrics
Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love
Nobody seems to want me
I'm just a truck upon the highway of love
I'm all alone inside of my form
When every ounce of me is dyin’ to keep somebody warm
Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love
Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love
Nobody seems to want me
I'm just a truck upon the highway of love
The only game I can get the boys to play
Is to have them sit around and try to guess how much I weigh
Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love, pretty mama
Oh how a fat girl can love
Where I’m from, that’s considered voluptuous.
Good God man!. You should be horse whipped for even thinking, let alone putting in print, such a suggestion.
Shudder
I’ll see your Jim Croce and raise you a Lyle Lovett...
The fat girl
She always stayed inside and played piano
And she told her mother
The children made her cry
And her mother told her
They don’t mean it
They don’t mean it
They don’t mean it
They don’t mean it
Now the fat girl
She ain’t fat no more
And lord how she plays piano
And she sings loud
And she sings low
And she sings of love
And blind passion
But she don’t mean it
She don’t mean it
She don’t mean it
She don’t mean it
No problem with calling her “plus size” - it’s the government that would say she is morbidly obese that gets my dander up - soon, folks like her will be paying triple premiums for not fitting into “federal standards’...
The Hillary thing made me throw up in my mouth. The Mikey part was I lost my lunch. Things seen in the minds eye can not be unseen!
Yup, fat in all the right places. I dare them to put walking pears in bathing suits, or the comical looking Muffin’ tops.
Gorgeous....but 6’3”? I’ll take her if no one else wants her. :)
Wanna tell you a story
‘bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin’
Oh she steals the show
She ain’t exactly pretty
Ain’t exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she’s got it all
Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain’t no fairy story
Ain’t no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone
Chorus:
You’re a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta rosie
And you’re a whole lotta woman
Oh honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one to turn
Only one to turn me on
All through the night time
And right around the clock
To my surprise
Rosie never stops
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No as some one who has worked in neonatial unit. cellulite is there at birth. Ahole
No as some one who has worked in neonatial unit. cellulite is there at birth. Ahole
No as some one who has worked in neonatial unit. cellulite is there at birth. Ahole
I’d hit it... BEFORE Laz!
LOL I thought you were going here.... (Another Croce)
“Roller Derby Queen”
Gonna tell you a story, that you won’t believe
But I fell in love last Friday evening
With the girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just getting ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye, and I put it back
And I ordered myself couple of more shots and beers
The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
She was 5 foot 6, two fifteen
A beach blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
that she was built like a ‘fridgerator with a head
Her fans called her Tuffy, but all her buddies called her Spike
The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
Well I could not help it, but to fall in love
With this heavy duty woman I’ve been speaking of
Things were kinda bad, untill the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She’s my bleach blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack sack mama
The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
around and round, a round and round
The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
va va voom.
Indeed!
Reminds me of what I’ve often heard about motorscooters — A lot of fun to ride but you don’t want to have your friends see you on one. :=)
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