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To: SunkenCiv

Hey. That’s not Scarlett johanson!


4 posted on 03/18/2015 4:25:28 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Re “That’s not Scarlett Johanson”. Close. Johanson is Jewish though and is pretty as a goddess, or at least a princess.

The ring actually looks like SacaJEWaya (like how I sneaked that in?). People always thought that the American Indians were actually the 10 Lost Tribes of Israel (which is why so much archaeology in Latin America was sponsored by Christian-founded colleges. They were looking for those tribes). Sadly the Mayan Indians I worked with at Tikal had no idea what Matzah and Gefilte fish were. Guess they weren’t our brethren.

Anyway, an interesting archaeological find. (I’m a former archaeologist so anything like this gets my attention).


10 posted on 03/18/2015 5:24:03 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (madmax)
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