To: DeaconBenjamin
Please note the date of release. Now, however if Hoppes #9 came out with a cologne...
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2 posted on
03/21/2015 8:57:12 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(Sufficient unto the day are the troubles therof)
To: DeaconBenjamin
GREAT I cant wait to get my hands on a barrel of the stuff.
I know just which neighborhoods to wear it in....
the VEGANS...around here will never knew what hit em!!
3 posted on
03/21/2015 8:58:02 AM PDT by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: DeaconBenjamin
5 posted on
03/21/2015 8:59:44 AM PDT by
mware
To: DeaconBenjamin
There is another thread here from early this morning that linked a video about “Vegans and other horrible people.”
Can’t find it right now, but it is a real hoot.
6 posted on
03/21/2015 9:01:24 AM PDT by
Gaffer
To: DeaconBenjamin
Stay away from pit bulls.
7 posted on
03/21/2015 9:01:41 AM PDT by
Starstruck
(If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarca only ones we can gesm or criticism...or do.)
To: DeaconBenjamin
What about Bacon perfume, by Homer Simpson Mmmmmm......bacon.....
8 posted on
03/21/2015 9:04:38 AM PDT by
rbg81
To: DeaconBenjamin
"..we used to hang out at the train station because we like da smell of public urine....but then Nadine picked up an infection on the big toe of her right foot, and da pus smelled like BK's rib sammich so we would much rather be here"
9 posted on
03/21/2015 9:04:45 AM PDT by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: DeaconBenjamin
April Fools joking aside, something like this would drive the vegans absolutely crazy. Imagine the advertising for a product like that? The militant vegetarians and their animal rights buddies would be protesting this day and night.
10 posted on
03/21/2015 9:05:12 AM PDT by
dowcaet
To: DeaconBenjamin
If I wore cologne, Fast Food Restaurant smell would not be something that I would wear.
To: DeaconBenjamin
You could not wear anything that smelled like Pork or you would insult Muslims. Barbeque would bring the EPA down on you.
14 posted on
03/21/2015 9:13:18 AM PDT by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: DeaconBenjamin
15 posted on
03/21/2015 9:18:05 AM PDT by
iowamark
(I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy)
To: DeaconBenjamin
Maybe Starbucks should’ve announced their bright idea on April Fools Day so they could’ve backed out of it if it turned out to be ridiculed. Apparently they never considered that would happen.
20 posted on
03/21/2015 9:40:48 AM PDT by
uncitizen
(Mark Levin: "Jeb Bush? No way Jose!")
To: DeaconBenjamin
That would be a great gift for hikers you did not like.
To: DeaconBenjamin
24 posted on
03/21/2015 10:05:20 AM PDT by
USS Alaska
(Exterminate the terrorist savages, everywhere.)
To: DeaconBenjamin
Targeted marketing group?
25 posted on
03/21/2015 10:24:49 AM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: DeaconBenjamin
I always thought Hoppe’s No.9 would make a good scent for a woman on the hunt for a real man.
26 posted on
03/21/2015 10:26:55 AM PDT by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: DeaconBenjamin
Why not just put a Whopper under your arms?
28 posted on
03/21/2015 10:34:30 AM PDT by
DPMD
To: DeaconBenjamin
30 posted on
03/21/2015 10:39:38 AM PDT by
grimalkin
(We are a nation under God. If we ever forget this, we are a nation gone under. -Ronald Reagan)
To: DeaconBenjamin
Well a mens cologne called “Home of the Whopper” might be a big seller
32 posted on
03/21/2015 10:50:37 AM PDT by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: DeaconBenjamin
"Burger King to launch Flame-Grilled, a fragrance"
A person wearing this would become very attractive to any type of critter that you might expect to find foraging at Burger King. Remember that Hitchcock movie, The Birds?
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