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Listen I don't mean to make you all laugh but here goes
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Posted on 04/05/2015 2:03:30 PM PDT by Undecided 2012

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To: blueunicorn6

It hurts sometimes.


A napple a day, keeps the doctor away.


41 posted on 04/05/2015 4:08:10 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (CRUZ to Victory! Donate at tedcruz.org)
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To: OwenKellogg

I have 2 cats who also get most of their water from the toilet.


42 posted on 04/05/2015 4:16:32 PM PDT by Robwin
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To: Undecided 2012
I don't know why, but my big beautiful Boxer never has even acted like he wanted to. He knows that is where mommy and daddy potty and he drinks from his water bowls.

Why he still wants to drink from the "dirty" bowl with old food and outside dirt from his jowls in it instead of the clean bowl next to it I'll never know?

43 posted on 04/05/2015 4:25:35 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: Undecided 2012
This is why Beauty broke up with the Beast/ Beauty and the Beast photo:  BeastHawkward.gif
44 posted on 04/05/2015 4:37:37 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Undecided 2012

For some reason this reminds me of the Texan that refused to put his hand in the urinal to retrieve a quarter. So he threw in another one so it would be worth the effort.


45 posted on 04/05/2015 4:41:39 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Undecided 2012

Bidets really screw with a dogs head.


46 posted on 04/05/2015 4:45:38 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Undecided 2012

If you lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for three hours and then come back only one of them will be happy to see you. What’s up with that?


47 posted on 04/05/2015 5:16:45 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Undecided 2012

They drink from the toilet to mask the dog-balls licking bad breath smell.


48 posted on 04/05/2015 5:51:08 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
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> They drink from the toilet to mask the dog-balls licking bad breath smell.

Wow, the visual conjured up by that comment caused the back of my eyeballs to melt down into little puddles of slag.

This whole thread is a TMI hoot, but your comment pretty much says it all.

49 posted on 04/05/2015 8:58:49 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: lowbridge

Lol


50 posted on 04/06/2015 12:42:05 AM PDT by odds
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

“The flush means fresh water.”

That makes sense.


51 posted on 04/06/2015 12:45:30 AM PDT by odds
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