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To: JoeProBono

If you aren’t facing Mecca when defecating and instead facing away from Mecca, then aren’t you defecating toward Mecca?

I’m surpised these people don’t just forbid defecating altogether.


31 posted on 04/08/2015 7:03:48 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: SampleMan

When the moslem bows toward Mecca, their butt is facing Mecca in the opposite direction.

At night, I go out the back porch face Mecca and let fly! Works best after a pint of tea or beer.
Wife made me stop as it was killing the grass. So I go to a different spot, face Mecca every night, and let fly.


50 posted on 04/08/2015 8:54:11 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( NEVER trust a politician with your firearm rights!)
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