If You Crave an Apple Watch, You Probably Voted for Obama

Yahoo Tech ^ | 4-15-2015 | Dan Tynan

[JOAT]

Let the religious fervor commence.

[Red Badger]

But you’re probably not Caucasian

Only 4 percent of white respondents said they plan to buy an Apple Watch, versus nearly 11 percent of minorities

OBAMAWATCHES!...............

[mass55th]

"If You Crave an Apple Watch, You Probably Voted for Obama"

And you'll steal and rob other people of theirs, just so you can have one of your own.

[Gay State Conservative]

Didn't vote for Obola...not even the slightest craving for *any* Apple product.

[erod]

I think this is a bunch of BS, people always want new tech, although the smart watch is in its infancy I predict that overtime they will become more and more ubiquitous.

[MeshugeMikey]

Rumor has it that the ObamaWatch...”ships” with Both the ObamaPhone and the ObamaPen !

[Vigilanteman]

I'm fascinated by all the young geeks I see in public staring at a tiny 1.5" screen on an I-Phone or whatever. They seem mesmerized. I've seen drunks in a stupor with more intelligent looks on their faces.

I don't care if your thing is sporting events, checking your bank balance or even watching porn. It has got to be w-a-a-a-a-a-a-y better in a 7.5" Kindle or other tablet device.

[Red Badger]

Probably has a ‘Secret Decoder’ app built in:

R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-V-O-T-E-D-E-M-O-C-R-A-T..................

[Yaelle]

What a load of road apples. They only got two right. I’m over educated and religious. Lol.

[winner3000]

(...they still attend church. And many of them don’t already own an iPhone.)

Two major surprises that really are not:
1) that “church going” people support Apple despite Apple kicking them in the teeth over and over.
2) they are real idiots as for most of the functionality, you need to already have an iPhone.

[DoughtyOne]

I’d like to have one. I’ve been a gadget freak my whole life.

I break almost every demographic in this humorous attempt to break the numbers down and come to a conclusion.

[winner3000]

At least you’re not an idiot as you already have an iPhone, and therefore you would be able to use your Apple Watch to its full potential.

[MeshugeMikey]

Its said that the ObamaWatch is engineered with beyond state of the art...SPA *....APPS...

*Subliminal...Persuasion Algorithms

One such device was alleged to have shipped with such an Algorithm in the "form" of a not so subliminal nor subtle...campaign message!!!

[glock rocks]

I wouldn’t own or wear an apple watch on a three day tequila bender. Now a new Rolex...

[familyop]

"You probably voted for Obama..."

...and you're probably gay.

[JOAT]

1) that “church going” people support Apple despite Apple kicking them in the teeth over and over.

"75 percent of people surveyed identified themselves as followers of a major world religion"

There are several "major world religions" that are not getting kicked in the teeth by Apple....