[winner3000]

(...they still attend church. And many of them don’t already own an iPhone.)

Two major surprises that really are not:
1) that “church going” people support Apple despite Apple kicking them in the teeth over and over.
2) they are real idiots as for most of the functionality, you need to already have an iPhone.

[JOAT]

1) that “church going” people support Apple despite Apple kicking them in the teeth over and over.

"75 percent of people surveyed identified themselves as followers of a major world religion"

There are several "major world religions" that are not getting kicked in the teeth by Apple....