Pink Coconut Marshmallow Cakes

Date: Now | Author: Me

[Lazamataz]

Yeah. Roswell.

Actually, the mistaken name of Roswell comes from a garbled police radio transmission. A cop, who reported to the scene, recognized the danger quickly. In an effort to prevent panic, he radio'ed "ALLS WELL", but being as he was drowning in pink coconut marshmallow cakes, it came out as "ROSWELL".

[fieldmarshaldj]

I think I ate one of those once and had a rectal explosion.

[no-to-illegals]

yep, the watermark is still sinking ...

[Slings and Arrows]

Pink Coconut Marshmallow Cakes are definitely a threat...those things taste nasty.

[Lazamataz]

I think the movie The Blob was based on an incident in the Midwest where a truck carrying a load of Sno-Balls slid off an icy road releasing the entire truckload into the open. The cover story that it came from outerspace was just that.

You're right. We learned from that event that if you catch it early enough, and release pot-smokers into the area, you can contain the event, as they will gorge themselves on the cakes. The events in the Ukraine and Southern France were too far along for the pot-smoker solution.

[GeronL]

lolz

[no-to-illegals]

Is this a windmill story?

[Lazamataz]

Worse. Do not underestimate the threat of Pink Coconut Marshmallow Cakes.

Do you know why the Soviet Union never attacked us with nuclear weapons?

Because we had twenty B-52's always in the air, loaded with Pink Coconut Marshmallow Cakes.

Even the Soviets recognized that they were defenseless against this Doomsday weapon, lacking -- as they did at the time -- any significant pot-smoker population.

[windcliff]

Don’t let in land....in my belly.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My mom makes a cake, chocolate with seven minute frosting and coconut sprinkled on top. It is top five of my favorite cakes. When I went to college I missed her cake and tried a PCMC.

Even now the memory makes me feel slightly queasy.

Those things are not a legitimate food product.

[no-to-illegals]

Colorado has the Cakes ....

[jazusamo]

She was supposed to say Sno-Balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrsjTzHhtnI

[no-to-illegals]

okay LE ... hint for the day ... yellow is the color inside ...

[no-to-illegals]

yep, Laz, we were peed on ...

[Lazamataz]

My mom makes a cake, chocolate with seven minute frosting and coconut sprinkled on top. It is top five of my favorite cakes. When I went to college I missed her cake and tried a PCMC. Even now the memory makes me feel slightly queasy. Those things are not a legitimate food product.

Of course not. These products are made from the byproducts of fission reactions.

[Lazamataz]

Someone asked me on another forum where I discovered this information.

I told them that one Edward Snowden and I have chatted from time to time.

Snowden. Sno-Balls. See the link?

[ClearCase_guy]

‘sno surprise.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

The white Sno-Balls were good for doing Little Orphan Annie impressions but now few people know who she was even with the recent stupid movie.

[Dr. Thorne]

You’ve finally lost it.

[left that other site]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

One will never get slim pickin ping coconut marshmallow cakes