My first-born could read by kindergarten, thanks to my Mom. One time at a summer camp/daycare, they marched the kids around the outside for exercise. A staff member pointed to a sign on the sidewalk and said “That sign says no talking”. My kid said “No, it says “No Parking”. That was before he was 5 and told me I was “brain dead”.
I had to stop cussing in the car in NJ traffic. Someone cut me off and the little tyke gave the one finger salute with a few choice words.
That’s funny!!!