"I've shared my views on serious news programs. Miss Piggy and I were on Nightline to explain the reasons for a major economic downturn. (Some cite our appearance on Nightline as the cause of the crisis.) I even made appearances on political debate shows like Hannity & Colmbes [sic]. I thought I had learned everything about left and right from Sesame Street, but those two guys really taught me a thing or two. (Rather than take sides, I publicly declared my political position as an Amphibitarian. We're opposed to marriages between frogs and pigs.)
"I'm going to try. I'm afraid, as a frog, we cannot vote... I am an Amphibian-American. I am proud of it. I am taking a certain issue to discuss with the president, if I can. That's interspecies dating. Which evidently Miss Piggy is for. I'm not so sure about... I wanted to tell all of the animals out there in the world and any people who might date pigs that it will get sorted out, folks."