Posted on 09/26/2015 2:29:42 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Short man robs bank in supermarket
FALLBROOK, Calif. — A diminutive man in sunglasses robbed a North County supermarket banking desk Friday, authorities reported.
The thief, who appeared to be in his early 30s, handed a demand note to a teller at the U.S. Bank office at the Albertsons store in the 1100 block of South Mission Road in Fallbrook shortly after 10 a.m., according to the FBI.
The bandit fled with an undisclosed amount of money. Witnesses described him as a roughly 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound white man with short brown hair, freckles and protruding ears.
The same man is believed to have also robbed a U.S. Bank branch in an Albertsons store on Fletcher Parkway in La Mesa in early July, the FBI reported.
The FBI is on the lookout for a 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound white man with short brown hair, freckles and protruding ears. Surely this "short man" must by now be celebrating his newly acquired loot ...
>>Witnesses described him as a roughly 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound white man with short brown hair, freckles and protruding ears.
If he used a shotgun, I think that Elmer Fudd should be a person of interest.
Vertically challenged person of interest with an unusual physical appearance.. otherwise a racist gender specific comment.
Alfred E Newman
Did he have nostrils? If not, maybe it was a Grey (Martian), clothed like any Human would be. Saving up for his trip home.
How do they know it doesn’t identify as a woman?
Columba Bush “fund raising”?
Maybe it was petite Randy Moss.
Witnesses said he was also psychic. Police put out an APB for a small medium at large
Rep. Hank Johnson said the perp was “An abnormally small person”.
That description is a microaggression.
“The bandit fled with an undisclosed amount of money.”
He’s a short medium at large?
reminds me of this song by the fabulous Marty Robbins:
Listen and enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZotWi7hOQ
HOWDY DOODY???
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