To: wannabegeek
Looks like we narrowly avoided tragedy this morning. According to a White House press release, the Secret Service just discovered President Barack Obama trying to pull his own head off, but they managed to stop him before he succeeded. The story has no hint of anything tragic beyond yet another Obama failure. (1) The loss of Obama would not in any way be a tragedy, and (2) Obama is such a sissy that he couldn't pull the head off a paper doll - we don't have to worry about him personally injuring a person or himself.
8 posted on
10/01/2015 2:48:57 AM PDT by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Pollster1
“...pulling his head off...”
Sounds like they should bring in some of the old Bill Clinton agents to gain insight on how to handle this.
10 posted on
10/01/2015 2:52:27 AM PDT by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
To: Pollster1
This story isn’t very funny. Reads like a fourteen year old’s version of “The Onion”.
14 posted on
10/01/2015 5:09:33 AM PDT by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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