HE’S A REPUBLICAN.
Whoa there, let's not jump to any rash conclusions. There are a lot of things it could be that aren't as bad as that. He could be a syphilitic child-molesting axe murderer who sacrifices puppies to Satan while he's clubbing baby harp seals to skin for the upholstery in a Thai boy brothel, but a REPUBLICAN? Man, I dunno...