[WorkingClassFilth]

Yeah, baby! I even own a dial phone from my Ma Bell days. In rural areas it works even when power goes down.

I despise the notion of people being able to call me at any time day or night, at home or gone. Don’t even mention people in the bathroom talking on their stinking phones . . .

[Misterioso]

Don’t even mention people in the bathroom talking on their stinking phones . . .

You have a smellphone?

[Heart-Rest]

"Don't even mention people in the bathroom talking on their stinking phones . . ."

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Rather than always dropping their stinking cell phones in the "pond", some people now use a special phone holder (like this one) in their "rest area" to try to avoid such misfortunes:

Others have installed one of these classic, noise-free landline phones in the bathroom, because of the convenience they provide.  (I understand this model is especially popular with plumbers.)