If the government confiscated all the extant stuned beebers in the country, and sent them to the ISS [not to ISIS - you'd have to be kind of careful about that] via the space shuttle, and pointed them at a precise point in the northern hemisphere [not at somebody's Dodge Hemi, though, by accident], and fired them all at the same time on the summer solstice in 2016 [because it's a leap year] it would probably fix it.
But we'd need lots of money, so taxes would have to go up. But it would be all good.
