LOL!!!!!
i love my cat but that was funny.
There has to be a lot missing from the story. Cat’s outside and you want it in, open the door, open a can of tuna, and wait. Cat’s injured, you put on a pair of leather work gloves and a think shirt, and you pick the cat up and take it to the vet. Cat wants to be left alone, it’s safest to leave it alone, if it is fully armed.
If it’s semi-feral, you catch it for surgery and shots, and then catch it once a year for shots. If it’s more or less domesticated, it will show up for food at dawn and dusk.
Guy’s reaction in wasting the cops time did get a response that should be anticipated.