Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder.
I am gross and perverted
obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
but very little has changed
I’m the tool of the Government
and industry too
for I am destined to rule
and regulate you
I may be vile an perniscious
but you can’t look away
for I make you think I’m delicious
with the stuff that I say
I’m the best you can get
have you guessed me yet
I’m the slime oozing out of your TV set
You will obey me while I lead you
eat the garbabe that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
don’t go for help no one will heed you
your mind has been totally controlled
it has been stuffed into my mould
and you will do as you are told
until the rights to you are sold
that’s right folks don’t touch that dial
I am the slime on the video
oozing along on living room floor
I am the slime on the video
can’t stop me now people look at me go
I am the slime on the video
oozing along on living room floor
I am the slime on the video
can’t stop me now people look at me go