[BroJoeK]

a fool in paradise: "Does carbon dating lead to carbon marriage?"

Naw, carbon are way too promiscuous, they just hook up with one partner after another, often multiples, i.e., O-C-O. ;-)

Some of this can get pretty X rated, viewer discretion advised:

[MeshugeMikey]

what a great concept for a bizarre parody web site>

Carbon_Dating.com