10 things my White friends BETTER NOT ruin during Black History Month

Chicago Now ^ | 2-1-2016 | Nikki Lynette

[SamAdams76]

Saturday Night Live got in a good joke about the Oscars. They said that because the Oscars Show will be long and boring and will feature a bunch of white people, that it should be nominated for it's own Oscar.

Now I thought that was funny.

[driftless2]

Has there ever been a white or Asian history month?

Or Hispanic history month.

[dfwgator]

I think the whole thing is delicious because it shows that liberals are the real racists.

[Billthedrill]

Total racist. I’m awfully glad I’m not forced to be in her circle of acquaintance.

[rlmorel]

Holy smokes, that is one hell of a gaping maw of a mouth.

Looks like she is taking a dump.

While we are on the subject of things of top of people’s heads where hair should be, I thought that was a pile of dog turds up there but to be kind, it could be a seagull after being eaten by a dog.

[MortMan]

That is funny. Despite being from modern-day SNL!

[Vigilanteman]

LOL! That would have been more accurate still.

[JBW1949]

Why is a whole month needed for black history?

[pepsi_junkie]

But don't ruin the Presidential Elections for the rest of us this month. Keep it to yourself until March. Let us enjoy our last Black History Month with a Black president in peace.

Obama's presidency was truly historic. One of the top five worst president ever. For absolute worst a case can be made for Buchanan, Wilson, LBJ, and Hoover but Obama is definitely top five.

[dfwgator]

Relax, at least it’s the shortest month of the year.

[jpsb]

It takes a month? Well the Ethiopians actually do have a history worth taking a look at.

Ethiopian Temple 800 BC

Excellent workmanship.

[Scrambler Bob]

our last Black History Month with a Black president in peace.
= = =
Vote Carson, doofus.

[Jim from C-Town]

#10 is complete Bull Crap!

The fact is that we can not get away from constantly hearing about the ‘accomplishments’ of African Americans. Most of them could be covered in the course of a single day. While getting through the accomplishments of Western Europeans (’WHITE’ people) takes years. Simply going over the accomplishments of Thomas Edison would take several weeks to fully understand.

The other fact is that even though February is the shortest north of the year, it is also an interminable day longer this year. 29 days not 28 dummy!

[Blue Jays]

I speak very fluent Ebonics. I have been proficient for years.
The article is far funnier when read using the Ebonics accent.

[OLDCU]

Well, that was informative.

[Scrambler Bob]

 History tells people where they have been, which teaches them about their present and their future
= = =

Have been - Pimped out be Democrats for way over 100 years.

present - inner city welfare/gang

future - jail or dead, you finally get a choice.

[Scrambler Bob]

Liz is dead.

[Night Hides Not]

Among the most deserving of recognition are the Tuskegee Airmen, yet they are usually not remembered in BHM. It’s a damn shame.

[kiltie65]

“30 days hath September, April, June and November, all the rest have 31, excepting February alone, which hath but 28 days clear, and 29 on each leap year”.

Didn’t we all learn this in kindergarten?