Posted on 02/16/2016 5:36:53 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda
LOL. That dog looks like a Spitz(er). Coincidence?
Just what the country doesn't need - imported liberals. OCA is a member of the leftwing NCC and WCC. Might as well join the PCUSA or another domestic leftwing 'church'.
This is how you know you’re an old guy. My first thought was there is no-one and nothing anyone could offer to do that I would be willing to pay $5,000 for.
This is how you know you’re a really old guy. My second thought was even if I had millions and $5k was “nothing” to me...nah. There’s a multitude of other ways to dispose of $5k that’d be more entertaining, even meaningful.
I dunno, maybe Mrs. ThunderSleeps should take that as a compliment. ;-)
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My 1st thought was:
A. I think my wife is more attractive
B. Wow, what I could drop 5k on - fishing gear, boat upgrades, guns, more guns, an ATV for the ice.. oh the list goes on and on..
and I’d make sure there was a bit left over to take Mrs. ACW out on the town for a nice evening ;)
$5k a night? That p*ssy must be made out of gold. lol
Bullsh!t!!!!
The OCA has an “internationalist” official named Leonid (”Lefty”) Kishkovsky who blocks the many resolutions coming from clergy and people to leave the NCC and WCC.
https://oca.org/holy-synod/statements/fr-kishkovsky
http://readerdanielsharing.blogspot.com/2013/02/lefty-loses-favor.html
Next you’ll be saying that the ultra-conservative Serbian Orthodox Church (an NCC and WCC member) is “liberal”, despite its veneration of anti-ecumentist Saints like Justin (Popovich) of Celje!!!!
http://www.pravoslavie.ru/87573.html
The PCUSA and the ELCA are spiritually empty, with many members searching for “New Age” gurus to try to fill the void. In contrast, the Orthodox Church (including the English-language OCA) possesses and proclaims all that is necessary for our salvation, straight from the ancient and original Christian Church of the first century!!!!
Who? Her, or her spirochetes?
I am 47.
I’d give her $20 to do my dishes.
Then my needs will be met. I have a lot of dirty dishes.
So which one is the hooker?
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, but I'd lower the age to 35.
The only thing she's got going for her now is her age.
Her looks are very plain, maybe a 5 or or 5.5.
She also needs to eat a sammich.
Looking at Schpritzer’s photo, she should have charged $10K...cash...up front.
Enjoy your fellowship in the NCC as your ecumenical organization works for gun control, nuclear disarmament and ‘immigration reform’ and speaks out against “Islamophobia”.
Don’t forget the work with the Metropolitan Community Church on “Ecumenism from the Margins”.
After all, with the mainline protestant groups shrinking, someone will have to pick up the slack in supporting the Marxists.
Someone got ripped off.............
Eventually, one of two things is likely to happen. Either he will kill someone, or someone will kill him. He can’t seem to control his risky behaviour.
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
Father, he confessed, it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.
The priest told the sinner, You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.
Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. Father, it has been two months since my last confession.. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.
This time, the priest questioned, Who is this Nookie Green?
A new woman in the neighborhood, the sinner replied.
Very well, sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, Is that Nookie Green?
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes.
Good one! You mirrored my thoughts exactly.
I wouldn't be surprised if she charged bony, fish belly white Spitzer twice that rate.
Both the NCC and the WCC have bent over backwards in the past to keep the Orthodox in their organizations.
If they keep coming up with POISON like that, they will lose us! “Lefty” will retire some day, and those periodic resolutions to leave these organizations may then pass.
In the meantime, we contribute NOTHING monetarily to these organizations, and they affect us in NO WAY in our worship, evangelization, and philanthropy!!!! And I deeply love the “islamophobic” Serbian Orthodox Church and its “homophobic” Patriarch!!!!
Now my co-workers want to know why I'm laughing hysterically, with tears in my eyes!
A lot better than the last one who brought him down
I’d hit it. After I got to see the lab report.
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