[ThunderSleeps]

This is how you know you're an old guy. My first thought was there is no-one and nothing anyone could offer to do that I would be willing to pay $5,000 for.

This is how you know you're a really old guy. My second thought was even if I had millions and $5k was "nothing" to me...nah. There's a multitude of other ways to dispose of $5k that'd be more entertaining, even meaningful.

I dunno, maybe Mrs. ThunderSleeps should take that as a compliment. ;-)

[CharlesOConnell]

So, such an awful person can’t be believed and should waive all her rights.

[acw011]

This is how you know you’re an old guy. My first thought was there is no-one and nothing anyone could offer to do that I would be willing to pay $5,000 for.
This is how you know you’re a really old guy. My second thought was even if I had millions and $5k was “nothing” to me...nah. There’s a multitude of other ways to dispose of $5k that’d be more entertaining, even meaningful.

I dunno, maybe Mrs. ThunderSleeps should take that as a compliment. ;-)

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My 1st thought was:
A. I think my wife is more attractive
B. Wow, what I could drop 5k on - fishing gear, boat upgrades, guns, more guns, an ATV for the ice.. oh the list goes on and on..

and I’d make sure there was a bit left over to take Mrs. ACW out on the town for a nice evening ;)

[T-Bone Texan]

I am 47.

I’d give her $20 to do my dishes.

Then my needs will be met. I have a lot of dirty dishes.

[Jimmy Valentine]

Good one! You mirrored my thoughts exactly.