Real men don’t jump out of their skin when a 90 year old man moves in his chair.
“Real men don’t jump out of their skin when a 90 year old man moves in his chair.”
I am alive only because sudden movements in the periphery of my vision make me jump.
If you laugh at things like that, then I can only think you have never known the feeling you get between the time somebody aims at you and the time the weapon discharges.