OK, you're right.
Shopping channels are nothing but crooks that know they are preying on the elderly and very lonely people who may or may not have mental problems. They don’t care. They make people think they are their friends and really care about them so they will buy more. It is really sad how they lure people into a make believe situation where they think they need tons of jewelry, cooking equipment, etc. while all the buyer does is sit at home and spend money on this crap.
Here is an estate you might have liked to handle: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-02-24/news/ct-per-flash-paul-powell-0224-20130224_1_shoe-box-clothes-closet-hotel-room
Note the last paragraph: “Fittingly, Powell asked that his gravestone read: “Here Lies A Lifelong Democrat.””