Here, a one word change will show the absurdity of this analysis:
Satanist citizens are as American as apple pie, a new poll says.
The survey, from the Institute for Social Policy and Understanding, shows that though Satanists living in America are facing more violence than ever, they are actually among America’s most model citizens.
What exactly does that mean?
Well, in a land founded on religious freedom, Satanists are among the most religious and patriotic citizens: 42% of Satanists attend services regularly compared to 45% of Protestants. And 87% of Satanists say religion is important to their lives, compared to 94% of Protestants.
That Satanists would continue to show religious pride and attend service is a testament to their faith, especially when 2015 was the worst year for Satanic temple attacks on record.
When it comes to identifying as a patriot, 85% of Satanists “have a strong American identity,” just like 84% of Protestants. They are also just as likely as other Americans to identify strongly with their faith — 89% of Satanists, 84% of Jews, and 95% of Catholics and Protestants shared the sentiment.
What the author meant to say was that moozlums hate you and want to murder you and your children.
What the author meant to say was that moozlums hate you and want to murder you and your children.